My ROCK BAND band just got into the Hall Of Fame by me, playing guitar AND singing. I now have clear instruments.

And holy shit it’s midnight. I work tomorrow.



yesssssssssssssssss i won


Living Dead Dolls, Or, Bored, Surfing

Faith blindly believed
She could swim across the lake.
As it turned out,
This was a grave mistake.
Quickly her limbs grew weary,
The water did turn bitter.
But swallow it did she…
Such a little quitter.

Brother Love

Last night I suggested we go out somewhere for dinner and drinks; I ended up drinking myself tired and crashed at a sad, sorry hour before dark. Today needs to go differently if anything is to be accomplished.

I received a voice mail around noon, new words to a Seal song involving the devil. Chris called back within ten minutes and I knew not to answer, as he was leaving a second song on my phone:

Chris’ Voice Mail Song

to bake…400 and fifty
to deep fry… 300 and fifty x3

oven crunchy, oven crunchy

To bake… arrange in single layers
to deep fry… place in fryer basket
to bake … make sure shrimp are not touching
to deep fry … drain ??????


oven crunchy,
oven crunchy.

Apparently he was making lunch. To hear this song instantly, click on THIS LINK where it has been uploaded to several free download services. I prefer zshare (the first green option), as it plays the file without having to download.